For the chronically online, serotonin-deficient, and dangerously overconfident. The "I Wish I Had Serotonin Instead of This Huge Cock" Hat is your new favorite piece of unhinged headwear — loud, inappropriate, and impossible to ignore.

Embroidered on a high-quality adjustable cap, this hat blends dark humor, mental health memes, and just the right amount of ego.

Why it slaps:

• Crisp embroidery on a structured, durable cap

• Adjustable fit with classic snapback closure

• Unisex design – made for him, her, and they with too much personalit

• Perfect for festivals, parties, and bad decisions

• Great gag gift for that one friend with “the audacity”

Wear it proudly. Or don’t. Either way, people will stare.