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I Wish I Had Serotonin Hat

I Wish I Had Serotonin Hat

I Wish I Had Serotonin Hat

I Wish I Had Serotonin Hat

I Wish I Had Serotonin Hat

I Wish I Had Serotonin Hat

I Wish I Had Serotonin Hat

I Wish I Had Serotonin Hat

I Wish I Had Serotonin Hat

I Wish I Had Serotonin Hat

I Wish I Had Serotonin Hat

I Wish I Had Serotonin Hat

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Color — Otto Trucker Natural/ Black

Otto Trucker Natural/ Black

Otto Trucker Natural/Red

YP6506 Baseball Black/white

YP6006 Flat Bill Black/White

YP6006 Flat Bill Multicam Black

YP6006 Flat Bill White

For the chronically online, serotonin-deficient, and dangerously overconfident. The "I Wish I Had Serotonin Instead of This Huge Cock" Hat is your new favorite piece of unhinged headwear — loud, inappropriate, and impossible to ignore.

Embroidered on a high-quality adjustable cap, this hat blends dark humor, mental health memes, and just the right amount of ego.

Why it slaps:

Crisp embroidery on a structured, durable cap
Adjustable fit with classic snapback closure
Unisex design – made for him, her, and they with too much personalit
Perfect for festivals, parties, and bad decisions
Great gag gift for that one friend with “the audacity”

Wear it proudly. Or don’t. Either way, people will stare.

Shipping is calculated at checkout. Orders ship via USPS. All hats are made to order, so please allow up to 14 business days for processing, especially during high-volume times.

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