The Save the Turtles, Hit It Raw sticker is a Brim Reapers bestseller — for good reason. It’s unhinged, wildly inappropriate (but somehow makes a point?), and guaranteed to get laughs, side-eyes, and probably a few phone numbers.

Printed on thick, waterproof vinyl, it’s built for wherever you cause problems: Stanleys, laptops, cars, coolers, journals, and festival gear.

Why It Sells Like Crazy:

• Viral slogan that’s both ridiculous and iconic

• Waterproof & weatherproof vinyl – dishwasher safe, sun-resistant, and party-proof

• Approx. 2.5" wide – big enough to get noticed, subtle enough to stick anywhere

• Durable finish – no peeling, cracking, or fading over time

• Great gift for your most chaotic friend, situationship partner, or yourself (if you live like this)

Save the planet. Wreck your reputation. Stick it proudly.