No matter what I say. Seriously. Don’t. (But like… do.)

This hat is for anyone who’s sworn off cigs… until three drinks in. The “Please Do Not Give Me a Cigarette No Matter What I Say” hat says what your future self wishes you'd remember — but your drunk self absolutely won’t. It’s sarcastic, chaotic, and way too real.

Perfect for:

• Festival fits & late nights

• People who “don’t smoke” (except when they do)

• Walking red flags with a sense of humor

Details:

• Adjustable snapback (one size fits most)

• Approx. crown height: 4.5"

• Approx. brim length: 2.75"
  

• Materials vary slightly by style, but the vibe stays unhinged

Warning: wearing this may result in someone handing you a cig. Proceed accordingly.