B*mb B*mb B*mb Tee – Political Satire T-Shirt, Unisex Graphic Tee, Vintage-Inspired Statement Shirt

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Printed on a premium AS Colour Staple Tee, this shirt feels just like your favorite vintage graphic: soft, structured, and made to outlast whatever chaos comes next. Whether you’re wearing it as a conversation starter, a protest piece, or just because you love bad ideas in good fonts—this one gets the job done.

Shirt Details:

• AS Colour 5001 Staple Tee

• 100% combed cotton (heathers are 85% cotton / 15% viscose)

• Mid-weight, 5.3 oz (180 GSM)

• Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage

• Regular fit with a classic crew neck

• Double-needle hems and neck ribbing for long-term wear

• Printed in the USA

Fit + Sizing:

• Unisex sizing (S–XXL)

• True-to-size regular fit

• For an oversized look, size up

• Flat lay chest width:

  • S: 18.5"

  • M: 20.5"

  • L: 22"

  • XL: 24"

  • XXL: 26"

• Shirt length (shoulder to hem):

  • S: 28"

  • M: 29.5"

  • L: 31"

  • XL: 32.25"

  • XXL: 33"

Why You’ll Want It:

• Satirical design based on a viral political quote

• Printed on a premium-quality AS Colour shirt

• Soft feel, clean fit, built to last

• Guaranteed to get a reaction (or at least a double take)

• Great for meme lords, protestors, chaos agents, and the politically over-it